I Watch Stuff - Another Must-read Blog

This blog author watches previews, trailers, and commercials so you don't have to. Actually, you probably still have to, but reading his synopsis of each is a gas. Take these tidbits for example:

• On the Ghost Rider movie:
  Ghost Rider is stupid. The coolness of a skeleton on fire, riding a motorcycle with flaming wheels, peaks around the sixth grade, when a skeleton on fire with breasts, riding a motorcycle with flaming wheels, takes over as "coolest idea."
   
• On Tom Cruise as Tony Stark in Iron Man:
  The only advantage I could see to using Cruise is that the production could save a lot of money on costumes, since he probably already owns a few specially-designed power suits. Like the suit he uses to communicate with Xenu, and the suit he uses to impregnate women without have [sic] to touch their "gross holes." He loves that suit.
   
• Or, on getting World of Warcraft gamers out to see the World of Warcraft movie:
  This is probably a good thing for the six million people that play World of Warcraft, who now might finally have the motivation to leave their homes. The promise of human contact has obviously not been enough of an incentive. I expect the film to be pretty exciting for the first hour, then boring for the next 22 hours as you "level up."

Not every post is as humorous, but there are gems in every bite.