Mystery Meat Instead of iPod

I dunno, ever since seeing Strange Brew and reading the truth behind the finger in Wendy's chili, I'm suspicious of consumers the find strange things in their store bought products.

Doug McKenzie: “Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of your beer, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours--a cop--had some, and he puked. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges! ”