The Whizzinator now^ht available near you

Here's a few keywords to start off this post:

• life-like
• prosthetic
• penis
• for passing drug tests

Um, yeah.

<opinion> Hey drug users, how about taking responsibility for your habit--stop it or avoid touchy things like, uh, jobs and/or parole--instead of trying to skirt the system?</opinion> And Whizzinator, Inc (or whatever your company name happens to be), what were you thinking?

(Yeah I know the last few posts were devoid of graphics, but I just can't bring myself to post some here...)