Genetics Professor = Agent X?

Jasper Rine, a genetics professor at Berkeley had his laptop stolen. Said professor then delivered a lecture to the class outlining why the thief was in deep doo-doo:

• The built-in transponder that told authorities where the laptop was
• The Windows code sent to Redmond telling Microsoft where the laptop was
• The information regarding a 100M lawsuit stored on the laptop
• Lots of other bogus scare-tactic BS

Of course, in today's information age the lecture is all over the net. Presented for your amusement, find it below.